Self-hosted apps, browser extensions and Windows tools from someone who
works in ICT. Anything with a green dot is running on this
server right now, and most of it is open to poke at.
Scores every used bike listed on bigmoto.co.uk against live Auto Trader
and MCN comparables. It shows the working rather than a bare number, and it
refuses to call something a deal when its own evidence is too thin. Rescans
itself on a schedule.
Every men's deal on sportspursuit.com, ranked by what it is actually worth:
the real discount, whether the price has ever been lower, and which sizes
are genuinely in stock. Every scan is kept, so it can tell you if today is
the cheapest yet.
An IT service desk built around the work a council IT team actually gets:
school network faults, asset links, department and team routing, SLA timers,
and a plain portal for staff. Tickets, assets, changes, knowledge and
reporting in one place. This one is a live demo, so pick any account
on the login page. There is nothing to sign up for, and it resets itself every night.
A personal command centre. Tasks, habits, focus sessions, goals, notes and
a brain dump, with a dashboard you can rearrange and a score that pulls it
all together. There is a demo account, so you can look round without
signing up: demo and the password lifeos-demo.
Toner levels, page counts, tray status and error states for a fleet of
network printers, grouped by school, with per-printer trends, CSV export
and a diagnostic panel that reads HP's own printer MIB. It is a demo, so
the fleet is made up: demo and the password Printers-demo1.
My home electricity as a head-to-head with Octopus Energy. Every half
hour of smart-meter usage is priced twice, at my own tariff and at the
half-hourly Agile market rate, and whoever comes out ahead takes the
round. An arcade scoreboard keeps the running total, with a feed of
the biggest raids and tomorrow's prices to plan the next one.
It holds my own meter data, so it sits behind a login.
A diary for two people. Log a walk, a gig or a meal with photos and a map
pin, and you each leave your own rating and review of it. Installs as an
app and works offline.
Cheap return flights from Glasgow Prestwick, read straight from Ryanair's
fare feed every few hours and ranked so you can see the cheapest day to
fly, not just the cheapest fare. Every trip it finds is listed with its
dates, times and total price, over a chart of how that fare moves across
the month. Eleven destinations, no account, no affiliate links.
A live dashboard for the smart plugs around my home. It shows what
each appliance is drawing right now and what it has cost by the half
hour, day and month, picks out every wash or boil as its own run, and
adds up what standby is wasting. Plugs can be switched from the page,
on a schedule, or when the unit price moves. A small collector on my
router relays the readings, so nothing at home is open to the internet.
It controls real sockets, so it sits behind a login.
A proper PDF workbench, self-hosted. Merge, split, compress, reorder and
rotate pages, add watermarks and page numbers, convert to and from Word,
Excel and images, run OCR over a scan, and sign or redact. Every file is
processed on this server, never handed to a third-party converter.
It accepts uploads, so it sits behind a login rather than open.
Watches the OVHcloud configurator in a headless browser for the exact plans
and UK datacentres I care about, then pushes an alert when one comes back in
stock. It means a restock gets caught by a notification instead of by
refreshing a page at the right moment.
This server hands out the time to anyone who asks, as part of the public
pool.ntp.org project. The live page counts every request as it lands,
ticks towards the next milestone, and maps where in the world the
questions come from.
Four Tor middle relays on this server (never exits) pass along encrypted
traffic for people who need privacy online, with a fifth on the second
server. The live page shows each relay's speed and headroom, how the Tor
network rates the family, and an all-time counter.
A separate box in Birmingham that does two public jobs: it is a Tor
middle relay (never an exit) and another pool.ntp.org time server. Its
own live dashboard streams the traffic, the requests per second and the
all-time counters for both.
open to browse
live stream
Tor
chrony
Tools
Browser extensions, Windows apps and one bit of hardware. The extensions send nothing anywhere.
Save Image As PNG/JPG
Browser extension
Right-click an image and save it as a PNG or JPG instead of WebP, without
going near an online converter. PNG keeps transparency, JPG flattens it
onto white.
Tick a pile of Subscribe & Save items and cancel them in one go instead
of one at a time. Draggable panel, parallel workers, a live progress bar
and a Stop button. It does nothing until you press the button.
Puts a colour tint over your screen to make reading easier. It covers every
monitor, copes with them being plugged and unplugged, sits in the system
tray, and can switch itself on and off at sunset and sunrise. Python, for
Windows.
Type in a computer name and it works out the best way in, runs a health
check, and offers fixes. Anything it changes is verified afterwards and can
be rolled back, and every action lands in an audit trail. It is a Windows
desktop app, so there is nothing to click here.
private
Windows
Octopus Agile Tracker
Hardware
Live Octopus Agile electricity prices on a small AMOLED display: the
current rate, the next slot, all 48 half-hour slots for the day, and a
rough score for whether it is a decent time to run something. It flashes
PAID TO USE when the price goes negative. There is an older Raspberry Pi
and e-ink build in the same repo.
No cookies, no third-party scripts, and no images or fonts loaded from
anywhere else. The server counts its own visitors the dull way: a page view
is a line in the web server's log, read back on this machine and
turned into totals. Your IP address is resolved to a country and then thrown
away. The live figures above poll endpoints on this same host and set
nothing, not even a theme preference.